Hello chaps, Monty here, just thought I would drop a line or two to keep you up to date.
We took out a mall this week, or at least the terrorists holding captives in the mall. Mr Miagi, or whatever her name is, was one of them, unfortunately, oops sorry, FORTUNATELY, she survived. Thanks to some bad intel from the local constabulary, some hostages died. Rather bad show on their part, what. We did, however, manage to capture the blaggard responsible, but only after he bloody well shot me! Just not cricket, old boy.
Last week they were fighting skeletons after some weirdo used an old book to reanimate some WW1 German soldiers. I was stuck at headquarters doing "administrative" chores with the Section 9 secretaries. Many thanks to you all, . I arrived just in time to stop a bloody tank! It was halfway to the I95 whaen me and my chaps blew it up. I gather it is going to stay where it is as a reminder of those who died in that little adventure.
We have also taken on ghouls and killer farm equipment. 18hrs of bloody surgery after that one. Seems I am destined to bleed for the cause, oh well, stiff upper lip and all that.
Must go now, time for a good strong cup of PG Tips, and a scone.
Will keep you posted of our developments in the coming weeks. Pip pip.
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