| Usagi's Thoughts |
| Ton's of fun brought to you by none other then Usagi! |
| Is Papa Smurf a Communist? |
| What is another word for thesaurus? |
| When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? |
| If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? |
| If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? |
| If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? |
| If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? |
| Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? |
| If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
| If you chock a Smurf, what color does it turn? |
| When the snow melts, where does the while go? |
| How do you tell when you run out of invisilbe ink? |
| Why is there no channel 1 on a T.V. set? |
| If you only have one T.V., why is it a set? |
| What happens if you get scared half to death twice? |
| If wool clothing shrinks when it gets wet, why don't sheep shrink when it rains? |
| If all humans lost 10 pounds, would the earth weighing less, move away from the sun? |
| Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? |
| Would any one care if you shot a mime? |
| What posses a mime to become a mime in the frist place? |
| If the police arrest a mine, do they say he has the right to remain silent? |
| If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how do they make it stick to the pan? |
| What keeps glue from sticking to the inside of the bottle? |
| Why do they put braille on drive-up ATMs? |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? |
| Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless oranges? |
| Why is there not mouse-flavored cat food? |
| Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? |
| Is Papa Smurf a Red Wizard? |
| Why is the word abreiveiation so long? |
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