Usagi's Thoughts
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Is Papa Smurf a Communist?
What is another word for thesaurus?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If you chock a Smurf, what color does it turn?
When the snow melts, where does the while go?
How do you tell when you run out of invisilbe ink?
Why is there no channel 1 on a T.V. set?
If you only have one T.V., why is it a set?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If wool clothing shrinks when it gets wet, why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If all humans lost 10 pounds, would the earth weighing less, move away from the sun?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Would any one care if you shot a mime?
What posses a mime to become a mime in the frist place?
If the police arrest a mine, do they say he has the right to remain silent?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how do they make it stick to the pan?
What keeps glue from sticking to the inside of the bottle?
Why do they put braille on drive-up ATMs?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless oranges?
Why is there not mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Is Papa Smurf a Red Wizard?
Why is the word abreiveiation so long?
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